that the universe could let up. Just a little? I'm no longer managing my stress well. Instead I've resorted to melting into a puddle any time anyone looks at me. Notice I didn't even say sideways. All you have to do is make eye contact. All I can really say is that I don't have even almost enough emotional resources to deal with countless sleepless nights, teething baby, sick 5 year old, and really mean teenagers who like to criticize everything I do. I'm sure I'm over generalizing since they are not all this way. But right now I don't like very many of them and I'm mad at them because they complain too much. And they make excuses for their lameness. I think they should just say we're lame because we've got hormones coursing through our bodies and we don't know how to control ourselves so we take it out on you. We figure if you're miserable too then we're not alone. Why can't they just say that? Then I could say: Oh me oh my how hard life is. Then we could all move on.
Here's to teenage drama. Or is is wasteland? Either way, I'm buying stock in a wine company.